Sadly, I have come to the realization that there are people out there who get offended at anything in general. My site is not meant to be "offensive" to anybody. So, if you do get all freaked out about something I say,
GOOD FOR YOU!!!
I wouldn't recommend this page to anyone under...say...16.
Anyway, you're bringing out my cynical side so I better leave it at this. Hey, if you don't want to be here, go elsewhere. Otherwise,

ENJOY!